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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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