How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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nolan is gay

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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i have two hands.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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