It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Anti Joke

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