- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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