- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Massie is a fatass

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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