angelo snyder is not ga

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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