- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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