- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Knock knock Come in

Chuck Norris.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Dwarf Shortage

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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