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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Guest what in the butt

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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