- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Take part of what?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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