me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Sloths

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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Yanter, Look it up

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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