The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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