- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

What fires shots? A gun

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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