A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Swag.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Feminism.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

school homewrok

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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