What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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