- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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