- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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