- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

A house comes around the corner.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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