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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

So one time there was this woman learning...

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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