A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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Women's rights

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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