- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Hail Hitler

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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