What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Weaner

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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