Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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I'm rick james bitch

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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