- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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