what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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