- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

can you pass the soap?

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Mooses

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

i just wrote this so hard

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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