What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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