- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

what do you call a black chef glendon

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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