- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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