- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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