- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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