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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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