- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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