Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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