Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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sure!

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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Anti Joke

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