- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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