- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

womens rights

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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