Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Oh s***

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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