- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Your Mum is soo fat.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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