What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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