Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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