- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

ever tried african food? they neither

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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