your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

What's old and wrinkly? old people

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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