- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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