What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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Set up Punch line.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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Tony Romo

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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I enjoy Popcorn

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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