Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Connor is homosexuaI

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

What's stupid a light bulb.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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