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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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