- Anti Joke

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.