- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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