A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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