How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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knock knock Goodbye

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Obama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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