- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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