A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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