Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

bologna

justin beiber sucks

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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