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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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