Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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God wrote this joke.................................

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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