What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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So a seal walks into a club.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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