- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

knock knock Dave's not here.

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

A muslim walks out of a plane.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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