- Anti Joke

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

u know whats a crime? rape

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!