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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.