- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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