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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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