- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Corn Muffins

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Your mom is so old she died

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Flowers are colors Love me

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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