Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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