- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

You idiot.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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