What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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