- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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