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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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