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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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Anti Joke

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