What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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