How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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