Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

an emo girl walked into a white room

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Racial Equality

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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