- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Bob Saget that is all

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

What do you call a bear. Rob.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

I love you

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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